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"I'll be the best side dish ever."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Roadkill Restaurant

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

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"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."