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"We're staying home."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Cactus seats.

Riding School Chaos

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Mad For It

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wishing Well

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."