Adventurer's Spirit T-Shirts

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Cactus seats.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

Man propelled by love

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Marley had a little lamb

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mad For It

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wishing Well