Aspirational Philosopher Gifts

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

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Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'

'When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer.'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

'Well, he always said he wanted the biggest damn desk in the city.'

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

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'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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It's usually true, brother Ernest, that you should dress for the job you want, but ...

"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."

"Money." I figure if I read about something, it'll show up. That's why I read "Naughty Stewardess Monthly."

How To Be In The Moment...a few moments before anyone else.

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."