School Spirit Supporter Mugs

'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'You are entering second grade, Roger, not first grade the sequel.'

Student to kid: 'I'm afraid they're going to have to depend on a younger generation.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

Highschool sign.

Nervous Student

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

'Oh, Christ.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

Obama in schools.