Kindergarten Enrollment Pillows

"I'm still pre-literate."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Kid doing cave paintings

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

If you're happy and you know it...

Picasso: The Early Years

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

i-teddy

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"