First Day At Kindergarten Gifts

Early Learning Centre

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A Tit for Tat.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'