First Day At Daycare Gifts

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

City Zoo: Day Care

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

My First Camera

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

A Tit for Tat.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."