Baby's First Day At Daycare Gifts

A Tit for Tat.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'