Baby's First Day At Daycare Mugs

A Tit for Tat.

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No creamed peas for me today!'