Baby's First Room Mugs

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"They grow up so fast."

Late night teddy reading

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Twenty-first century baby walker

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'At lone at last.'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A Tit for Tat.

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

The modern generation!

Chilly baby.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Beware of teething baby.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Rusk Assessment Form

Mobile.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

'Roly-polies!'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'He took his first step!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Because bipedalism is your destiny."