Baby's First Room Gifts

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"They grow up so fast."

Late night teddy reading

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Twenty-first century baby walker

'At lone at last.'

A Tit for Tat.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

The modern generation!

Chilly baby.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Mobile.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Beware of teething baby.

Rusk Assessment Form

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

'Roly-polies!'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'He took his first step!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Because bipedalism is your destiny."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."