Baby's Firsts Gifts

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Quick, take a photo - it's her first ironic smile!

Baby Paparrazzi

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A Tit for Tat.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'She posted her first blog today.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

Chilly baby.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."