Baby's Firsts Pillows

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

Baby Paparrazzi

"They grow up so fast."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'She posted her first blog today.'

A Tit for Tat.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Chilly baby.

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'