Baby's First Step Pillows

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"When did she start crawling?"

"He just said his first word!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Chilly baby.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'