Baby's First Step Pillows

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

"When did she start crawling?"

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"He just said his first word!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Chilly baby.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'