First Steps Pillows

'Okay, I'm walking now. I need a mobile device.'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Look Darling, his first web page"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

The journey of life

"I knew you would come crawling back to me."

'Impressive...you've got walking.'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'He took his first step today and that was the last I saw of him.'

'He took his first step!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Mother Planet: 'Oh oh QUICK Honey,look Little JARRED'S trying to Orbit'

'He took his first step.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Just be yourself."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'