Child's First Steps Pillows

'Walking upright again, are you? That does it!- You're grounded!'

"His first 'perp walk!'"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

"Because bipedalism is your destiny."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Darling! He's walking!"

As Jason was learning to walk, the Grunsleys made sure he was outfitted with roll bars.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Look -- our baby's first stupendously dangerous leap."

Custer's First Stand: ''Honey! George Armstrong is walking!'

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"Try it again."

"You've ruined my life!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"When did she start crawling?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He just said his first word!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

One!

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"