Child's First Swim Pillows

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Privates Beach"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Marco ..."

"Shake! Good Dog."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."