Baby's First Spill Pillows

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

"His first out-of-body experience."

Madonna of the Pukes.

A young Don King

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"He just said his first word!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'A is for Arse.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"They look so young and helpless."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Little chef.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."