Child's First Swim Gifts

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Marco ..."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"They're so like us."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"