Little Swimmer Gifts

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Happy holidays for kids.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"That's my boy!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Football Skills

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'