Little Swimmers Handler Gifts

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Pushy Dog

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

Football Skills

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Damn showdog people!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"