Mini Swimmer Gifts

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Little league world series of poker.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Soccer kids texting

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Pirate

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."