Mini Swimmer Pillows

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Little league world series of poker.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'How's the water skiing?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Soccer kids texting

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Pirate

"That's my boy!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'