Child Starting Swimming Lessons Pillows

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

Mozart swimming.

Pool lovers

'Yo! No cannonballs!'