Child Starting Swimming Lessons T-Shirts

'Did your kid enjoy his swimming lessons?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Swimming Prankster

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Lifesaver for Captain and his Teddy

Mozart swimming.

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pool lovers