Learning To Swim T-Shirts

Seahorse with small child rubber ring.

'I wish you would learn how to swim!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Let the shark loose Harry...'

First Dive

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They're so like us."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Marco ..."