Starting Swimming Lessons T-Shirts

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Swimming

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"They're so like us."

"Privates Beach"

"Marco ..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Sunbathers.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."