Child's First Outing Pillows

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Children's Art Show.

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

I think it's time he left home.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Honey Costume

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Swing without a tree

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."