Child's First Outing Mugs

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children's Art Show.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

I think it's time he left home.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

Honey Costume

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."