Child's First Milestone Pillows

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

One!

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

Sparkler

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'What do you think you're up to?'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'm too old for baby limas."