Child Reaching Milestones Pillows

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

One!

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Sparkler

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'What do you think you're up to?'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??