'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'
Child's First Words Pillows
Create a cozy keepsake with pillows designed to mark the milestone of a child's first words. Soft, adorable, and memorable for any nursery or living space.
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.
"He just said his first word!"
'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'
'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'
"Do you want to talk about it?"
Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?
"His first word was 'Dotcom'."
"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"
'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'
"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."
"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"
"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."
"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."
"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."
'She said her first words today.'
'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'
'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'
'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'
Baby Crossword Puzzle.
"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."
"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."
Child's First Words Pillows Collection
Child's First Words Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating your child's first words—perfect for daily reminders of this joyful milestone.
Child's First Words Prints
Discover prints that beautifully commemorate a child's first words—ideal for nurseries or as sentimental gifts.
Child's First Words T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that capture the joy of first words—fun, personal, and perfect for family photos or daily wear.