Child's First Words Mugs

'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"He just said his first word!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'She said her first words today.'

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

Beware of teething baby.

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."