Baby's First Word Pillows

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"He just said his first word!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'She said her first words today.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.