Baby's First Word Celebration Pillows

'Google, google, twitter, twitter!'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"He just said his first word!"

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

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'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

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Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

"Is there a problem officer?"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'