Baby's First Word Celebration T-Shirts

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"He just said his first word!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

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"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

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"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Moms gone wild

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'