Baby's First Words T-Shirts

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'His first word wasn't mom or dad, it was Cadillac. I can tell the kid's alredy got taste.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"He just said his first word!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

First Word

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'She said her first words today.'