Baby's First Words Gifts

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'His first word wasn't mom or dad, it was Cadillac. I can tell the kid's alredy got taste.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"He just said his first word!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

First Word

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."