Baby's First Word Gifts

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'He just said his first word... 'Google'.'

"He just said his first word!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'