Celebrating Baby's First Word Gifts

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

baby sweetcorn...

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"He just said his first word!"

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

'He has his father's feet.'

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Oops.

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'Your Walking!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Baby Paparrazzi

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

Mobile Phone Mobile.

Rocking horse.

'My god, he's insane.'