Celebrating First Words Gifts

"His first words were 'Been there, done that.' "

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"He just said his first word!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

A very fine vintage

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Oh, that's Humpy's girlfriend, "Hunky Dory."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

Oops.

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'He said his first buzz word today!'