First Words Milestone Gifts

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'She said her first words today.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'He said his first words today - 'dividend reinvest'.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."