Speech Milestones Gifts

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

"Romance"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"Legs up to here!"

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

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