Speech Milestones Mugs

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"When did she start crawling?"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Coffee love

"Romance"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Rat Race Resources.

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

"Legs up to here!"