Education Milestone Gifts

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Tenacity trumps everything!

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

Space for Lease.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Sparkler

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'

Haircuts

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'