Academic Milestone Gifts

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"It will scare away our competitors."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

Space for Lease.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Rat Race Resources.

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Secretary