School Milestones Gifts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'What do you think you're up to?'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Scooter Romance

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'