School Milestones Gifts

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'What do you think you're up to?'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Scooter Romance

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'