Early Milestones Gifts

"When did she start crawling?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Dominant hand reveal party

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

'What do you think you're up to?'

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"He's cut two teeth."

Baby's first horror movies

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."