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"When did she start crawling?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Dominant hand reveal party

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

'What do you think you're up to?'

It was time for Junior to learn to fly.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"He's cut two teeth."

Baby's first horror movies

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'She's just done her first tweet.'